Pants are made for men,
not for women. Women are
made for men, not for pants.
When a man pants for a
woman and a woman pants
for a man they are a pair of
pants. Such pants don't last.
Pants are like molasses –
they are thinner in hot
weather…
Be careful, men, of the advocate
Of woman's rights in the single state.
If you marry one,
Your trouble's begun –
You'll count for less than half your weight!